WWHALES GONNA GLUB

ipoog:

purplemacine:

ipoog:

i’m still not sure how the uniform is supposed to be, and i can’t ask lyd BECAUSE SHE’S NOT ON. but it was fun to doodle up some ideas. :-) INTRODUCING THE PROSPIT TEAM YEEEAAH. (they’re horrible.)

ALSO INTRODUCING THE TEAM CAPTAINS!! (also horrible.)

oohhhh my god look at how nice the uniforms are?? nailed it. 

lmao also my favorite part of this is probably tavros. imagine that poor doofus trying to play with his metal legs, popping the ball every time he tried to kick it. sighs. everyone is so horrible i love it?????? terrible teens. :’)

heartlin3s:

Lets be honest. This dude creeps me the fuck out. D: 
Why does food network do this to me?! 

HE KNOWS

capnalex:

OH PISSING BLIMEY THERE’S SOLDIERS COMING OUT OF THE DEMOMAN!

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davestriderslefttesticle:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

skittledeedoo:

500daysofevilexes:

d0cpr0fess0r:

chakwas:

apocalyptictacolord:

sicklysandy:

lornemilee:

What an old TV.

Is that a booty on the screen.

Wow that lamp color does not suit this room you all are terrible.

And that painting? Lord, landscapes are so tacky.

What purpose does that lamp even serve? The TV is blocking most of the light, it can hardly be used to illuminate the entire room.

You guys are either blind or have a very fucked up sense of humor.

Just stop ignoring the horrible paint job at the bottom of the end table. It’s not funny, it’s disturbing.

Now that is just disgusting. What poor decorating. I mean honestly who puts a reading lamp next to a TV anyway. And some photograph of trees? Real fuckin’ nice asshole.

I dunno you guys, I think the texture of the walls is lookin’ mighty fine.

okay, so no one sees the butt on the TV screen

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akillees:

moonlight-aphrodisiac:

crossbowsandwalkers:

221tea:

khaoskomix:

What the Fuck ever brownies

1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.

Mix it in a bowl.

Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.

Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.

Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.

Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.

Eat brownies.

this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

laughing way too hard at this

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liley:

feferi! >‿‿◕ 

how does underwater-shading work ???

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mjwatson:

#HERE HAVE THE ‘MINDLESS BEAST’ JUMPING INTO THE AIR AND CLINGING TO A MOTHERFUCKING BUILDING TO SAVE THE ONLY PERSON WHO BELIEVED IN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! #help feels

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